Sex Logic

Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the
scene even if their entry is Restricted!!

Signboard outside a prostitute's house.
Married MEN not allowed.
We serve the needy, not the greedy!

New AIDS awareness slogan:
Try different positions with the same
woman instead of same position with
different women.

Why is $ex like shaving?
Well, because no matter how well you
do it today....
tommorrow...
you'll have to do it again

Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30
times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday
and women will bleed to death!

Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob
bigger than the right?
A: Because 90% boys are right handed.

Q: What is the difference between an
UNDERWEAR & a STAGE CURTAIN?
A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN,
the show is over, but
when you pull down the UNDERWEAR,
it is SHOWTIME!!!

Q: What is the similarity between wife and
a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet in the beginning but
become tasteless and shapless later.

Advantages of having an affair with a
married woman.
They give like hell.
They go not yell.
They Do not tell.
They do not swell and there is
no wedding bell!!!

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