Monday, July 25, 2011

Robot Detector

A man buys a lie detector robot which slaps people
who lie. He decides to test it at dinner.

Dad: Son, where were u today during school hours?
Son: at school. {Robot slaps son!} Ok, i lied, i went to the
movies.
Dad: Which one?
Son: Toy story. {Robot slaps son again!} Ok, it was a day
with porn star.
Dad: What?! When i was your age, i didn't even know what
porn was.. {Robot slaps dad!}
Mom: Ha ha! After all he's your son. {ROBOT SLAPS MOM..!}


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tq, peace :)