Wednesday, October 2, 2019

Kalau Binatang Ada Facebook



Kalau binatang ada facebook, agak-agak apa status mereka?

NYAMUK : Baru habis ronda rumah Ajoi… kenyang burp, Alhamdulillah…

CICAK : isteriku tersepit pintu
... 
KUCING BETINA: “Anak i yang ke-5 baru tanya siapa bapaknya. I bingung nak jawab apa. I sendiri lupa bapaknya siapa.”

AYAM : Kawan2…kalu esok guwe tak update…bererti guwe udah di goreng….I luv u all… jangan luper wat kenduri arwah untuk I yaa…

NYAMUK: Siot, sekali drug addict gua hantam. Gua positif HIV AIDS… uwaaaaaaa

KUCING JANTAN: Baru je add awek sebelah umah… keturunan PARSI beb!!!

BABI : Aku bengang btol la...die gi pijak taik kucing tapi nama aku yang disebutnye...wei bro! len kali siasat dlu la sape yang berak kt depan umah kaw...tension2.

Moral: Ingatlah binatang pun ada perasaan~ -


C & P dari FB, taktau nak
credit kat sapa
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4 comments:

  1. norhidanaOctober 2, 2019 at 8:09 AM

    aduhai hahhahahah gelak membacanya

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  2. A m m iOctober 2, 2019 at 10:35 AM

    hahaha...hiburan pagi ammi

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  3. Sunah SakuraOctober 2, 2019 at 12:21 PM

    hahahah nasib baik binatang tak ada akal...

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