Kalau binatang ada facebook, agak-agak apa status mereka?
NYAMUK : Baru habis ronda rumah Ajoi… kenyang burp, Alhamdulillah…
CICAK : isteriku tersepit pintu
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KUCING BETINA: “Anak i yang ke-5 baru tanya siapa bapaknya. I bingung nak jawab apa. I sendiri lupa bapaknya siapa.”
AYAM : Kawan2…kalu esok guwe tak update…bererti guwe udah di goreng….I luv u all… jangan luper wat kenduri arwah untuk I yaa…
NYAMUK: Siot, sekali drug addict gua hantam. Gua positif HIV AIDS… uwaaaaaaa
KUCING JANTAN: Baru je add awek sebelah umah… keturunan PARSI beb!!!
BABI : Aku bengang btol la...die gi pijak taik kucing tapi nama aku yang disebutnye...wei bro! len kali siasat dlu la sape yang berak kt depan umah kaw...tension2.
Moral: Ingatlah binatang pun ada perasaan~ -
C & P dari FB, taktau nak
credit kat sapa
C & P dari FB, taktau nak
credit kat sapa
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