*Dumbfounded*

Two old friends - A chinaman and a malay were having a conversation recently.....

Apek: Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?

Ali: Manyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo..

Apek: err.... saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh... manyak ploblem.

Ali: Apa problem?

Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aahh.. dia punya performance tadak bagut....manyak cinang semputloh.

Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa cerita... saya suda lama potong tada problem...bini saya manyak puas wooo..

Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?

Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh...lagi sedap main woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut...

Apek: err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??

Ali: woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha... saya punya 6 inci laaa..

Apek: Tiu nia ma... lu jangan main2 haa...mana ada potong zaka 6 inci.

Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (opens his trousers)

Apek: Chee Sin punya olang...gua tanya baik2... lu tunjuk lupunya lanchiau.

Ali: Abis...lu tada percaya...saya tunjuk la..

Apek: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau...Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong zaka...bolo punya olang..

Ali: Aiya...apek.. lain kali lu sebut betul2 la...kasi susa saja...Bukan potong zaka laa... Proton Saga.. la

zzzyy- I know you are laughing.............or curse me, because of this dirty joke, but take it easy alls, just a joke to bright up your day...