Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Incidents in Institute of Mental Health Hospital (IMH) Part 1

Record 1

Patient A: So how......... this book not bad yah.
Patient B: Yah agree. Excellent!! Astounding work.
No nonsense, sharp a concise to the point. But
there's a major flaw in this piece of are - too many
character name to remember!!!
Nurse: Hey!!! Can the two of you put the telephone
book back to the original place!!


Record 2

Doctor: If i were to cut one of your eas off,
what will happen to you?
Patient: Then i will not be able to hear.
Doctor:Hmm.. that's normal, so if i were to cut
other ear off, what will happen then??
Patient: I will not be able to see...
Doctor: Why would you not see then??
Patient: Because my spectacles will fall off......

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tq, peace :)