Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Incidents in Institute of Mental Health Hospital (IMH) Part 2

Record 3

IMH has an old lady who wears black,
carries a black umbrella and squatted
at the entrance tot he IMH everyday
without fail, rain or shine. The doctor
wanted to administer treatment for her
but decided to understand her behavior first.

So the doctor also wears black and carries a
black umbrella, squatted besides her everyday.

The days go by...the two of them squatted
side-by-side w/o a single exchange a word.
After one solid month, the old lady finally
broke the silence and asked the doctor:
Errr..... Excuse me!! Are you also a mushroom?

Record 4

A nurse saw a patient writing a letter. She got
curious and went to take a peek.
But the patient didn't wanna let her see.
Nurse (unable to dontain her curiosity)
Who are you writing to?
Patient: I'm writing a letter to myself.

Her curiosity grew and she thought to
herself (why would someone write
letter to himself?)
So she asked again: So what's written inside?
Patient (got impatient): You crazy ah?? i
haven't received the letter, how would i know??

zzzyy

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tq, peace :)