Incidents in Institute of Mental Health Hospital (IMH) Part 3-Last

Record 5

Two patients escape from the IMH.
They climbed up a tree and one of them
fell from the tree and started rolling on the
ground.
After a while, the patient below shouted to
the one on top;
Hey!!! How come you are not coming down yet??
The patient on top replied:
No. No... I can't.. I'm not ripe yet!!

Record 6

One patient visited the doctor.
Doc....... How?? I think i'm a chicken
since the day i was born....
Doctor: Wah!! That's very serious... Who do
you only come and seek treatment now?
Patient:Because my family needs me to
hatch the eggs....

Record 7

One truck driver was doing his usual delivery
to IMH. He discovered a flat tyre when he was
about to go home. He jacked up the truck and
took the flat tyre down. When he was about to
fix the spare tyre, accidentally dropped all the
bolts into the drain. As he can't fish the bolt, he
started to panic.

One patient happened to walk past and asked
the driver what happened. The driver thought
to himself, since there's nothing much he can do,
he told the patient the whole accident.

The patient laughed at him and said,
can't even fix such a simle problem...
no wonder you are destined to be a truck driver....
Here's what you can do. Take one bolt each from
the other 3 tyres and fix it onto this tyre. Then
drive to the nearest workshop and replace the
ones, easy as that..

The driver was very impressed and asked
You're so smart but why are you here at the IMH?
Patient replied: Hello, I stay here because i'm
crazy not STUPID!!!!

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